To steal an idea from a blogging friend, I present Great Moments in Literature, children's category.
From the book, If You Were Kermit:
"Hi! I'm Kermit the Frog, and I enjoy being me. Can you imagine what it's like to be me?
To begin with, if you were me, you would be green. This means sometimes you might be mistaken for a large pickle."
(At which point Kermit points to a diagram of him and a pickle, where he clearly is the same color. Luckily, the drawings are labeled Frog and Pickle, or I might have continued to be confused.)
Now, I just have to ask, where was this line in It's Not Easy Being Green? Did the pickle lobby stifle such slander?! One can't help but wonder...
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